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Greg Abbott is a GENIUS (behind those strangely thin, strangely curved lips)

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Asked about the law's lack of exception for rape or incest earlier Tuesday, Abbott defended the six-week period wherein abortions are still permitted and vowed to work to "eliminate all rapists from the streets of Texas."

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He’s been governor for what, five years? Nope, since Rick Perry took off to run for President.

Guess there just wasn’t enough of a reason to get rid of rapists in 2015.

Hey, Greg, it’s 2016, howsabout getting those rapists off the streets?

Knock, knock, 2017 is at the door just letting you know there’s some rapin’ going on out here!? Hello?

Hi there, it’s 2019! Don’t you think this might we tackle this rape problem? We’ve got it out here? On the streets?

Oh hey, 2018, I didn’t see you there, sorry I cut in line. You hear what I was tryin to tell Greg...oh, wow, here for the exact same reason, what an odd coincidence.

2020 calling! Oh, you’re really busy? Well, it’s just these rapists, you know? There are just so dang many on em, and...no, you’re cutting out, OK, yeah, of course, I can call back next year.

Golly, get rid of rapists...why did nobody ever think of this before?
 


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