Idea for an ad:
Same beginning as the Hillary Clinton ad:
Announcer:
"It's 3 am, and your children are safe and asleep"
picture of suburban house, sleeping children
Announcer:
"something's happening in the world, your vote will determine who answers the phone"
cut to picture of the White House, cut to red phone ringing, white male hand reaches out to answer the phone
Tinny voice on the phone:
"Mr. President, sir, we have a dozen al-Qaeda terrorists cornered in the caves...should we authorize an air strike? Send in the Navy Seals?
Voice of the president:
"Get me a Profit & Loss Statement on those, would you, Kyle? And I'll also want to know how much working capital that might tie up. I'll get back to you during business hours"
cut to picture B&W picture of Romney & gang with money in their mouths
cut to a picture of a black hand answering the phone
Voice of Barack Obama:
"Take them out. Now"
Announcer:
"Running the government is not like running a business. Vote for a proven leader in November."